Features
- Words From The Top
- If Relationships Ended Like 8-Bit Videogames
- Getting Away With It
- Law & Order: Special Victims Unit Christmas
- How Drunk Were You?
- To All Incoming UC Extension Students
- What If George Lucas Wrote Shakespeare
- Douglas Unger’s Roommate Questionnaire
- Satan Comes to Berkeley
- The Secret Diary of Margot Frank
Newsflashes
- Minorities Underrepresented in Area Porn Collection
- Sasquath Found Inside Chewbacca Costume
- Wine Enthusiast Not Impressed with Eucharist
- Thom Yorke Gives Birth to Litter of Ferrets
- Wonka Actually Tyrannical Despot
