- Cheated on you with your sister … who’s been dead for 15 years
- Spices up sex with strawberries, syrup, and cow brains
- id software keeps asking him to come in for some motion-capture sessions
- Picnic in cemetery on first date, charming. First dinner with parents in cemetery, creepy
- Moans before, after and during sex
- This guy with a gun would’ve killed him for sure if he’d only remembered to shoot off-screen to reload
- While watching Night of the Living Dead keeps saying
- Cant dance unless the song is thriller
- Rigamortis in all the wrong places, baby
- Blurs fine line between gentle nibbling and cannibalism
