White People Jokes!

How many white people does it take to invent the lightbulb?
Just one!

What did one white guy say to the other white guy?
“I got into Yale.”

Why did the white man throw the clock out the window?
Because he was angry about losing the big Dryerson case.

Why did the white man jump off the empire state building?
Because he is Superman, and therefore can fly.

What happened to the guy who was born half French, half English?
He enjoyed he benefits of dual citizenship, but chose to live in England for tax purposes!

What’s black and white and red all over?
A Shriner funeral!

What do you call a thousand white people at the bottom of the ocean?
The Titanic. What a tragedy.

Why did the white doctor fail the driving test?
Women can’t be doctors!