Top Ten Things to Do to Piss Off an Anti-Semite

  1. Stand on him and urinate
  2. Get him a job in Hollywood
  3. Become international celebrity, get cancer, make baldness trendy
  4. Read something
  5. Be a pro-Semite, whatever that is
  6. Make yarmulkes out of Nazi flags
  7. Bank
  8. Vote for someone who isn’t Buchanan
  9. Say very quickly, “Someone who recognizes the forgery of the Protocols of the Elders of Zion says what?”
  10. Register “” first