Volume 13- Issue 6 Top Ten Ways Golf is Like Sex April 1, 2004 top ten Hard to find a foursome, but if you do, it’s really worth it Gophers make it more interesting The fewer poor people involved, the better First time uncomfortable, takes too long Both were invented by the Scottish Really unusual to hit the hole in one try If sand is involved, you’re doing something wrong Alice Cooper has sponsored tournaments in both Both introduced to you by your creepy Uncle Eric Lots of clubs involved
