- Hard to find a foursome, but if you do, it’s really worth it
- Gophers make it more interesting
- The fewer poor people involved, the better
- First time uncomfortable, takes too long
- Both were invented by the Scottish
- Really unusual to hit the hole in one try
- If sand is involved, you’re doing something wrong
- Alice Cooper has sponsored tournaments in both
- Both introduced to you by your creepy Uncle Eric
- Lots of clubs involved
