Top Ten Wholesome Fun Things to do in People’s Park

  1. Shit, shit, I’ve really gotta move to an apartment that’s not on benvenue
  2. Fuck, now there’s two of them, hurry!
  4. Oh thank god, I think we lost him.
  5. [heavy breathing]
  7. Asking the homeless to … oh shit, he’s got a gun, RUN!
  8. Pillowfight (w/ rocks)
  9. Recruit for midnight basketball
  10. Hide and Seek