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Top Ten Signs Your Tech Support is a Dominatrix | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 15- Issue 3

Top Ten Signs Your Tech Support is a Dominatrix

November 1, 2005
  1. Hard to give service number while wearing ball gag
  2. You ask to speak to her supervisor and she digs her heel into your scrotum
  3. A lot of instructions involve pouring hot wax on yourself
  4. Tells you to bend over and gives you RAM
  5. The way she pronounces hard drive
  6. Asks you if the printer is plugged in then shits on your chest
  7. Isn’t Indian
  8. Claims computer lacks discipline
  9. Asks you to call her Mistress Susan because Mistress Siddhangana is too hard to pronounce
  10. Calls ctrl-alt-del the safety word