- Hard to give service number while wearing ball gag
- You ask to speak to her supervisor and she digs her heel into your scrotum
- A lot of instructions involve pouring hot wax on yourself
- Tells you to bend over and gives you RAM
- The way she pronounces hard drive
- Asks you if the printer is plugged in then shits on your chest
- Isn’t Indian
- Claims computer lacks discipline
- Asks you to call her Mistress Susan because Mistress Siddhangana is too hard to pronounce
- Calls ctrl-alt-del the safety word
