Top Ten Gay Viking Leisure Activities

  1. Thor
  2. Marrying, contrary to Thor’s wishes
  3. Having oral sex with a guy
  4. Dressing up as Viqueens
  5. Designing new window treatments for Valhalla
  6. Swilling mug of Appletini
  7. Spelling names “Erik” and “Leif”
  8. Pillaging little decorative animal sculptures
  9. Raping women for sport, not pleasure
  10. Coming before Columbus