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Top Ten Hobbies of Meth-addicted Grannies | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 14- Issue 3

Top Ten Hobbies of Meth-addicted Grannies

November 1, 2004
  1. Chasing Bob Barker’s car
  2. After riding bus everywhere, flipping it over
  3. Driving the speed limit
  4. Pinching cheek right off baby
  5. Answering every Jeopardy! question with “Where is meth?”
  6. Buying roughly usual amount of Sudafed
  7. Remembering FDR, while taking meth
  8. Writing illegible birthday cards
  9. Clipping meth coupons
  10. Turbo knitting