- Can’t kill you unless he’s had a few beers first
- Won’t say I love you back
- Always kills you with his eyes closed
- Business card trademark not as cool or complicated as old blood of fifty orphans spread across a dog trademark
- Knows what you did last summer; doesn’t care
- Keeps asking you if you’ll let him do two victims at the same time
- Bitches about gas prices the whole way up to the haunted house
- Kills you in the first ten minutes and spends the rest of the film filling out police reports
- Tells you it’s gonna hurt him more than it’s gonna hurt you
- Asks you to put the lotion on the skin but doesn’t mention anything about a hose
