- You played a retarded guy, but it was a documentary
- Your credit: “Assistant to Mr. Top”
- The title of your movie replaces a word that sounds like “monkey” with the word “monkey”
- “Man’s Head Exploding” flipbook not technically a movie
- Despite the widespread popularity of your movie, you’re still R. Kelly
- There is more than one X in the title of your movie
- Any films in which you’ve appeared have been recorded by convenience store surveillance cameras
- Your last name ends in “-ayans”
- Reviews describe you as “acne-scarred”
- Your production company is named “Miramaxish”
