- “I’m seeing U.N. me getting it on, IMFing you from behind, and NAFTA we can get some breakfast. Just don’t give me USAIDs.”
- “What’s the point of going to college when you can get a B.A. in Poli Sci?”
- “All it took was a minute of legislative analysis and you gave me this Washington Monument.”
- “How ’bout you show me your Capitol Hills?”
- “Need a job? Some money? Here is half my sandwich.”