Top Five Pickup Lines for Poli Sci Majors

  1. “I’m seeing U.N. me getting it on, IMFing you from behind, and NAFTA we can get some breakfast. Just don’t give me USAIDs.”
  2. “What’s the point of going to college when you can get a B.A. in Poli Sci?”
  3. “All it took was a minute of legislative analysis and you gave me this Washington Monument.”
  4. “How ’bout you show me your Capitol Hills?”
  5. “Need a job? Some money? Here is half my sandwich.”