Southern California Hit by Reverse Tsunami

According to the National Weather Service, the most recent deluge of storms in Southern California has been officially declared a “reverse tsunami.”

“It’s kinda like a regular tsunami, but
backwards,” chief meteorologist Jason Blake said. “More specifically, it’s like a
huge wave jumped the beaches and went
straight for the hills, only to wreck the cities
on the way back down; it’s really much too complicated to explain without the aid of a Lego city and a bucket of water.”

Mr. Blake then tried to show the difference
in writing: “This here, as you can see, is a
regular tsunami: INNOCENT PEOPLE…))
))))(/(/(/(/(/(/ INNOCENT
PEOPLE=>(/(/(/(/(/(/ (Ocean), very very