Top Ten Things Sadder than Playing World of Warcraft

  1. Being the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
  2. Pretending to be the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
  3. Working for the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
  4. Playing World of Warcraft with the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
  5. Knowing that the name of the black guy from Stargate: SG-1 is Christopher Judge
  6. Discovering your craigslist blind date was with the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
  7. Breaking up with your girlfriend on WoW who you met on WoW, also finding out she’s a guy.
  8. Being unable to play WoW because of Mass Comm homework
  9. Buying a virtual Russian bride
  10. Missing your MCATS to meet the black guy from Stargate: SG-1 at the mall