- Being the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
- Pretending to be the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
- Working for the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
- Playing World of Warcraft with the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
- Knowing that the name of the black guy from Stargate: SG-1 is Christopher Judge
- Discovering your craigslist blind date was with the black guy from Stargate: SG-1
- Breaking up with your girlfriend on WoW who you met on WoW, also finding out she’s a guy.
- Being unable to play WoW because of Mass Comm homework
- Buying a virtual Russian bride
- Missing your MCATS to meet the black guy from Stargate: SG-1 at the mall
