What If George Lucas Wrote Shakespeare

Romeo and Juliet
Act II, Scene 2
Romeo: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Juliet is one of the suns of Tattoine’s binary star
system. And therefore I love her.

Act 3, Scene 1
Tiny Green cgi Hamlet: To be or to be not, the question that is.

The Tragedy of King Richard the Third
Act V, Scene 4
King Richard III: A horse! A horse! I really want a horse!

Romeo and Ju– oh fuck it, George
Lucas actually wrote this shit.
Seriously, this exact shit:
Anakin: You are so… beautiful.
Padme: It’s only because I’m so in love.
Anakin: No, it’s because I’m so in love
with you.
Padme: Are you saying love has blinded
Anakin: [laughs] Well, that’s not exactly
what I meant.
Padme: But it’s probably true.
Jar-Jar Binks: [racial epithet deleted]