Volume 14- Issue 6 Top Ten Things to Do with a Magic Magic Marker April 1, 2005 top ten Sniff it Wish for more wishes Aw man, this one’s licorice Heal a man’s broken arm by signing Donate to low-income magic kindergarten Draw animated blinking penis on passed-out roommate’s face Accidentally leave cap off, dry up all the magic Painfully shame an ordinary glue stick Connect the hell out of dots Draw happiness, eat it
