Top Ten Things to Do with a Magic Magic Marker

  1. Sniff it
  2. Wish for more wishes
  3. Aw man, this one’s licorice
  4. Heal a man’s broken arm by signing
  5. Donate to low-income magic kindergarten
  6. Draw animated blinking penis on passed-out roommate’s face
  7. Accidentally leave cap off, dry up all the magic
  8. Painfully shame an ordinary glue stick
  9. Connect the hell out of dots
  10. Draw happiness, eat it