Kerry Went to Vietnam to Kill Babies

According to a group of Vietnam veterans who claim to have served with John Kerry, Kerry’s initial motivation for joining the military was to kill defenseless babies. While none of the veterans have accused Kerry of killing any babies, most agree that they suspect that he would have if given the opportunity.

“I don’t think he ever saw any Communist babies to kill, but I think if he did, he would have stabbed them,” said one member of the group “Veterans for Truth.”

While there is no clear evidence that baby-stabbing was Kerry’s intent for going to Vietnam, the veterans are standing firm.

Said one, “He was gonna kill babies, I’m sure of it! Bush wouldn’t have. That’s all that really matters. If he becomes president, he may stab your baby!”