- He’s not the sherpa-est knife in the drawer
- Wheelchair doesn’t even have mountain tires
- Dies while watching a movie about Mt. Everest
- Allergic to backpacks
- He keeps asking if you need a drywall job done
- That’s the third jacket he’s used to make snowmen
- Drinking own urine on the top of Mt. Everest, understandable. Drinking own urine on bus ride back home, creepy.
- Giggles uncontrollably everytime word sherpa is uttered
- Ate the other sherpas a little quickly
- Has more sex with the donkey than you’re comfortable with
