Mike “The Bomb” Yu Held for Questioning

Last week the National Terror Alert Level was raised to orange due to a security threat on the UC Berkeley campus. According to officials, a student was heard making a bomb threat after learning of his grade on an exam.

While the details are being kept classified as a security precaution, witnesses have released accounts of what happened.

“So we just got our midterm scores back for our Nutri Sci class, and like everyone got A’s and we were all excited, and when Mike got his score he was like ‘Oh yeah, 96% biatches, Mike Yu is the Bizz-omb.'”

Yu is currently being held at Guantanamo Bay for an indefinite period of time.