Top Ten Most Important Questions Answered by the Internet

  1. Where did the last four hours go?
  2. Could somebody really get aroused by this?
  3. How can I harness the awesome power of Immortality Cubes?
  4. Is “analfisting” one word or two?
  5. How would Sonic’s marriage to Princess Toadstool really go?
  6. What do ninjas do when they’re not cutting off heads or flipping out?
  7. When will you finally go out of business, Jeeves?
  8. How much peanut butter does it take to get a lesbian dog to blow a moose?
  9. Can she really fit all those in there?
  10. Who would win in a fight between a pirate, Chuck Norris, and a robot Legolas?