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Signs Your Professor is Moonlighting as a Bookie | The Heuristic Squelch
Volume 15- Issue 1

Signs Your Professor is Moonlighting as a Bookie

September 1, 2005
  1. He takes notes when the handicapped students are talking
  2. Forty year old in the front row still talks too much, but about keeping his thumbs
  3. Pete Rose is scheduled to be a guest lecturer
  4. Office hours held in bar at Caesar’s Palace
  5. Most of your statistics homework revolves around Brett Favre’s throwing percentage
  6. Keeps asking you to start his car for him while he waits behind a brick wall
  7. GSIs keep talking about
  8. You got a 93% on last test, but got a B- for failing to beat the spread
  9. Instead of taking half a grade each day your paper is late, breaks your knees
  10. Keeps trying to make you double-down on your final grade