- Just tell the little fucker to Google it
- Additional instruction on removing your spiky shoulder pads and unitard
- Exactly as you would do it today, BUT YOU’RE IN THE MATRIX
- What, you’re telling me you don’t know how to use the three seashells?
- Osmosis
- New SkyNet toilets train themselves
- Being the last man on earth after the apocalypse means you pretty much crap wherever you want
- Same little plastic potty, but with blue LEDs
- Get the book “Everybody Poops Except Death Cyborgs”
- Hover-Ups Training Pants
