Volume 15- Issue 2 Top Ten Toilet Training Methods of the Future October 1, 2005 top ten Just tell the little fucker to Google it Additional instruction on removing your spiky shoulder pads and unitard Exactly as you would do it today, BUT YOU’RE IN THE MATRIX What, you’re telling me you don’t know how to use the three seashells? Osmosis New SkyNet toilets train themselves Being the last man on earth after the apocalypse means you pretty much crap wherever you want Same little plastic potty, but with blue LEDs Get the book “Everybody Poops Except Death Cyborgs” Hover-Ups Training Pants
