- Paraplegic midget actually black slang for really talented Basketball player
- He was on steroids … for his asthma
- He only became paraplegic midget at half-time
- His canine companion was Air Bud
- He had more heart … and more lung because of the respirator
- The movie was named after him
- Referee also a paraplegic midget
- Couldn’t use your ball handling skills to break his ankles
- Little bastard tricked you into scoring on your own basket on 37 non-consecutive occasions
- He’s black
