Volume 15- Issue 4 Top Ten Reasons You Lost That Basketball Game to a Paraplegic Midget January 1, 2006 top ten Paraplegic midget actually black slang for really talented Basketball player He was on steroids … for his asthma He only became paraplegic midget at half-time His canine companion was Air Bud He had more heart … and more lung because of the respirator The movie was named after him Referee also a paraplegic midget Couldn’t use your ball handling skills to break his ankles Little bastard tricked you into scoring on your own basket on 37 non-consecutive occasions He’s black
