- The Little Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe and Had Pubic Lice
- One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Smells Like Fish
- Where the Wild Things Are: Your Crotch
- The HIV-giving Tree
- Herp on Pop
- Goldilocks and the Three Bears, and the Three Bears They Slept with, and the Three Bears They Slept With
- Little Red Pus-covered Clitoral Hood
- Beauty and the Yeast
- The Lion, the Witch, and the Warts
- Little Miss Muff Full of Chunks
