- “Damn Yolanda, you must be a quantum singularity, because I’m drawn to your black hole.”
- “You’re like a carbon molecule, ’cause every part of me wants to bond with you.”
- “I’m like Schroedinger’s cat, because every time you look at me, I die.”
- “You’re like a microscope sample, because I need to mount you.”
- “I must have a Bunsen burner in my chest, ’cause my heart’s on fire.”
- “You’re like an elevated temperature, ’cause you’ve excited all my particles.”
- “You must be traveling at the speed of light, ’cause time stopped when I saw you.”
- “Baby, can you help me integrate my natural log?”
- “You must know Bernoulli’s Principle, ’cause damn, you so fly!”
- “Girl, you must be a parametric equation, ’cause you got curves in all the right places.”
