Top Ten Scientist Pickup Lines

  1. “Damn Yolanda, you must be a quantum singularity, because I’m drawn to your black hole.”
  2. “You’re like a carbon molecule, ’cause every part of me wants to bond with you.”
  3. “I’m like Schroedinger’s cat, because every time you look at me, I die.”
  4. “You’re like a microscope sample, because I need to mount you.”
  5. “I must have a Bunsen burner in my chest, ’cause my heart’s on fire.”
  6. “You’re like an elevated temperature, ’cause you’ve excited all my particles.”
  7. “You must be traveling at the speed of light, ’cause time stopped when I saw you.”
  8. “Baby, can you help me integrate my natural log?”
  9. “You must know Bernoulli’s Principle, ’cause damn, you so fly!”
  10. “Girl, you must be a parametric equation, ’cause you got curves in all the right places.”