Top Ten Second-rate Magic Tricks

  1. The Magic of Reading
  2. Contracting HIV but maintaining a high T-cell count
  3. Removing grape juice from a carpet with Oxy-Clean
  4. Turning a half-full glass of water into a half-empty glass of water
  5. Levitating a Hovercraft
  6. Reading your own mind
  7. Unzipping your pants and punching yourself in the balls…TA-DA!
  8. Sawing a loaf of bread in half
  9. Pulling a rabbit out of a larger, pregnant rabbit
  10. Pulling a quarter out of your pocket