Volume 14- Issue 5 Top Ten Rejected Roadside Sobriety Tests February 1, 2005 top ten The thing where you spin around the baseball bat and then run your ass off “A drunk driver says what?” Reaching the fourth world of Super Mario 3 without using the raccoon tail Bribing the officer…test Setting the drunk driver free if you truly love him Driving the rest of the way home The honor system Placing one tiny pea under the driver’s seat Walking in a staggered line, then throwing up One hundred eighty-minute multiple-choice AP sobriety test
