- The thing where you spin around the baseball bat and then run your ass off
- “A drunk driver says what?”
- Reaching the fourth world of Super Mario 3 without using the raccoon tail
- Bribing the officer…test
- Setting the drunk driver free if you truly love him
- Driving the rest of the way home
- The honor system
- Placing one tiny pea under the driver’s seat
- Walking in a staggered line, then throwing up
- One hundred eighty-minute multiple-choice AP sobriety test
