Top Ten Forms of Tomfoolery

  1. Promising Ten But Delivering Nine
  2. Putting a Handkerchief in a Young Madam’s Bosom
  3. Putting Things Where They Ought Not Be
  4. Being an Utter Hooligan
  5. Putting Spirits in Ginger Ale
  6. Putting Dijon Mustard on a Hot Cross Bun
  7. Whitewash-related Fibbing
  8. Tying a Bell to a Cat’s Tail
  9. Pouring Molasses in the Cotton Gin