Volume 14- Issue 2 Top Ten Most Comfortable Ways to Die October 1, 2004 top ten Extremely mild leukemia Spooning a bear Dehydration from relentless oral sex Metaphorically Being shot in a Brookstone massage chair Eaten by toothless dinosaur Choking on feathers A car accident, while reclining and drinking a non-poisonous beer Drinking a poisonous beer in your recliner Stabbed through a fluffy jacket
