Top Ten Most Comfortable Ways to Die

  1. Extremely mild leukemia
  2. Spooning a bear
  3. Dehydration from relentless oral sex
  4. Metaphorically
  5. Being shot in a Brookstone massage chair
  6. Eaten by toothless dinosaur
  7. Choking on feathers
  8. A car accident, while reclining and drinking a non-poisonous beer
  9. Drinking a poisonous beer in your recliner
  10. Stabbed through a fluffy jacket