Volume 15- Issue 2 Top Ten Worst Excuses for Cannibalism October 1, 2005 top ten Stuck in the superdome in the rain Mushrooms When was anyone gonna tell me what an Ethiopian steak was? It’s the only thing that goes with this wine Took the pet name muffin too far Bastard ate your last slice of pizza and you wanted it back Snowed in for five hours Thought if the murder was crazy enough, you’d get to meet Grissom from CSI Prove a point to your vegan friends Accidentally spilled really really delicious barbecue sauce, not on them but still
