Top Ten Worst Excuses for Cannibalism

  1. Stuck in the superdome in the rain
  2. Mushrooms
  3. When was anyone gonna tell me what an Ethiopian steak was?
  4. It’s the only thing that goes with this wine
  5. Took the pet name muffin too far
  6. Bastard ate your last slice of pizza and you wanted it back
  7. Snowed in for five hours
  8. Thought if the murder was crazy enough, you’d get to meet Grissom from CSI
  9. Prove a point to your vegan friends
  10. Accidentally spilled really really delicious barbecue sauce, not on them but still