Volume 14- Issue 5 Top Ten Romantic Date Ideas for One February 1, 2005 top ten Smoking a cigarette after nothing Picnic in Lonely People’s Park Half a Luther Vandross album Seeing Sartre’s No Exit Dinner plus silent film for silent evening Candlelit masturbation You and me and the bottle minus you plus another bottle makes three tonight Riding a loneliness carriage through the Central Park of sad A paddleboat going in a circle Sawing a bicycle built for two in half
