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Volume 15- Issue 4

Top Five Signs You Shouldn’t Have Raised Your Teenager as a Female Chipmunk

January 1, 2006
top ten
  1. She keeps asking if she can burrow money
  2. In spring, as soon as the first grass peeks through the snow, she
  3. She got a C in English because all she can say is
  4. She covers her bedroom floor with CosmoGirl! and Vanity Fair … after
  5. Her friends take her to Chippendales, where she is chagrined to
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