Freshman Decides to Be Asian

Entering Freshman Joshua Chen, 19, has decided to be really, really Asian at Berkeley, sources say. Chen cited a desire to meet girls and make friends as his main motivations.

Within his first week at Berkeley, Chen attended the first meeting of the Asian American Association, the Asian Business Association, and expressed an interest in Asian Fraternity Lambda Phi whatever. He also had his first pearl milk tea and changed his screenname to “AznJosh.”

Chen graduated from Bakersfield High School, where he was one of five Asian members of his graduating class. Of those, four were Korean.

Reports that he had started a Livejournal could not be confirmed at press time.