Top Five Foolish Things to Sell Your Soul For

  1. Fudge
  2. The Presidency of the United States during a time of peril when the country actually needs a president committed to protecting the freedom we cherish instead of pushing aregressive tax structure unheard of since when child labor was considered “character
  3. Chocolate stuffed Oreo cookies
  4. Why, just these incredible magic beans!
  5. Another, less pure soul