Top Ten Most Unlikely “Bush in 2004” Campaign Slogans

  1. Elect him again, for the first time
  2. Now more than ever, horses in midstream like Ike
  3. Continue remembering September 11th
  4. And this time, we won’t need Jesus!
  5. Eight amendments down, 19 to go
  6. Play it again, Scalia
  7. This may be your last chance to vote for him
  8. Watch out, Syria!
  9. OBEY
  10. For real this time