Top Ten Reasons to Have Sex with Berkeley Hobos

  1. You’re just coming to grips with your hobosexuality
  2. You’re protesting clean, safe sex with attractive people
  3. You’re a member of CalPIRG
  4. He said he was a doctor and he swore he’d call you sometime
  5. You’re from Stanford, and it’s better than what you’ve got over there
  6. They don’t have very many teeth, mostly
  7. You’re conducting an experiment to see if insanity can be transmitted through dirty rough sex
  8. Really, are you having sex with anybody else
  9. When the revolution comes, they won’t kill you
  10. It’s cheaper than throwing change at them