Top Ten Reasons to Have Sex with Berkeley Hobos

You’re just coming to grips with your hobosexuality
You’re protesting clean, safe sex with attractive people
You’re a member of CalPIRG
He said he was a doctor and he swore he’d call you sometime
You’re from Stanford, and it’s better than what you’ve got over there
They don’t have very many teeth, mostly
You’re conducting an experiment to see if insanity can be transmitted through dirty rough sex
Really, are you having sex with anybody else
When the revolution comes, they won’t kill you
It’s cheaper than throwing change at them