Man Only Mildly Appreciative of Radiohead

Bay Area resident Larry Wilson is to be publicly stoned to death by a mob of angry music fans for expressing a less than glowing opinion of the band Radiohead.

“I don’t know, they’re cool I guess,” stated Wilson, “I’m just not all that into them.” Upon making this declaration, Wilson was simultaneously asked by no fewer than forty-six people if he had heard OK Computer, because that is, like, such the best album ever.

Wilson was immediately taken into police custody, and was sentenced to death by public stoning. Wilson said that he had accepted his fate, but couldn’t help noticing the irony of the sentence. “The only time I ever actually liked Radiohead was when I was stoned. Go figure.”