In response to the constant littering by Berkeley students, The Daily Californian has announced a new advertising policy.
“In the future, instead of placing advertising inserts within the Daily Cal, now we’re just going to dump a big pile of ads on the ground in front of where the Daily Cals are,” said Eric Schewe, Editor in Chief.
The new ad policy was instituted to save the effort of the students who must take the time to remove an ad insert and dump it on the ground before continuing to where they were going.
“In fact, just fuck it. We’re just gonna print out all the ads and dump them on the ground. Root through them like the fucking pigs you are,” said Managing Editor Paul Thornton.