Volume 12- Issue 3 Top Ten Reasons to join the Armed Forces November 1, 2002 top ten To avoid jailtime You dropped out of high school See beautiful New France and, die there in WWIII Fuckin’ G.I. Bill bitch! Because you’re not part of the solution To protect and serve your country Because no one really dies in war nowadays You have uneven biceps Boot camp is watered down for women now anyway Free carcinogens
