- Make-a-Wish Foundation won’t give you that gun
- Making sure Grandma doesn’t look behind her
- Having to tell Bambi about the… incident
- A Pre-schooler sitting in the corner, forever
- Having to tell Santa that you’re Jewish now
- Didn’t know she was pregnant until you pulled that trigger
- A puppy mauling a kitten mauling an orphan
- Walking in on your parents, as their love dies
- A dying clown trying to laugh
- Boy in Wheelchair being hit by Ice Cream truck
