Top Ten Saddest Things

  1. Make-a-Wish Foundation won’t give you that gun
  2. Making sure Grandma doesn’t look behind her
  3. Having to tell Bambi about the… incident
  4. A Pre-schooler sitting in the corner, forever
  5. Having to tell Santa that you’re Jewish now
  6. Didn’t know she was pregnant until you pulled that trigger
  7. A puppy mauling a kitten mauling an orphan
  8. Walking in on your parents, as their love dies
  9. A dying clown trying to laugh
  10. Boy in Wheelchair being hit by Ice Cream truck