Top Ten Ways you know it’s Winter in Berkeley

  1. Anti-freeze in bong water
  2. Pool supply stores looted less often
  3. It actually gets even colder, breaking all laws of physics
  4. Air-conditioners kick in
  5. The homeless die
  6. Significant Campanile shrinkage
  7. SJP occupies warmer building
  8. Nudists wear sock
  9. Girls in skirts don’t just look slutty, now they look dumb
  10. Sproul trees lose leaf