Top Ten Pornographic Children’s Books

  1. Goodnight Poon
  2. Frog and Toad, Together in that Way
  3. Cocks in Socks
  4. Pippi Dongstocking
  5. Where the Wild Things are Filmed and Put on the Internet
  6. Bi-curious George
  7. Winnie the Pooh-fetishist
  8. Oh, the Carpets You’ll Mow
  9. Where Waldo’s Dick?
  10. Charlotte’s Wet