Volume 16, Issue 6: Brave Little Suicide
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Volume 16, Issue 5: Who Will We Choose
Features
- Species of Step-Parents: A Taxonomical Survey
- Is Your Man a STUD, a DUD, or a CROCODILE?!
- Pie Most Venomous
- Porn Director License Test
- Words From the Top
- Goomba War Journal
- SwordTech Inc.’s Troubleshooting Guide
- A Very Few Special Entries in the Diary of Genghis Khan
- Five Hipsters: A Play in One Act
- Ebert & Roeper & Blind Guy – At the Movies
Newsflashes
Volume 16, Issue 4: Ridley Scott Presents
Volume 16, Issue 3: Save Our Building
Volume 16, Issue 2: Stop Dancing!
Features
Newsflashes
- Stephen Colbert Ironically Elected Governor of South Carolina
- Mel Gibson BBQ’s Thousands of Hebrew Nationals
- Local Pot Calls Kettle ‘Black’
- Your Roommate to Continue Listening to that Chinese Hip Hop Shit
- City Council Declares Bum Historic Landmark
- New Dinosaur Species Discovered
Top Tens
Volume 16, Issue 1: Run Robot Run
Volume 15, Issue 6: The Tiger Did It
Features
- Would You Rather Be Hung-Over or Over-Hung?
- Discount Wisdom
- Jobs For Double Majors
- Murder! in Five Easy Steps
- Words From the Top
- Upwardly Mobile Dog Seeks Less Homeless Owner
- Brad and Angelina Give Birth to Blindingly Perfect Being
- What If…Everything in Life Was Like Your First Time Having Sex?
- <i>Other</i> New Baby Einstein Videos
- The Diary of Judas
Newsflashes
- Carjackers Rejoice Over “Ghostridin’ the Whip” Trend
- Unemployment Rate Skyrockets
- Bonds Steroid Indictment Stalled
Top Tens
- Top Ten Reasons to Stop Going to That Jewish Strip Club
- Top Ten Lamest Things to Buy With a Million Dollars
- Top Five Things You May or May Not Hear in a Leper Colony
- Top Ten Other Things That Happen Every Ten Seconds
- Top Ten Signs Sex with a Polar Bear Is Going Poorly
- Top Ten Diseases You Wish You Had
- Top Ten Pornographic Movies Featuring Sex with a Miner
Volume 15, Issue 5: Batman Likes to Watch
Features
- The Collected Disappointments of James R. Henderson
- Diary of a Costume Character
- “Lesser Known Quotations”
- Discount Wisdom
- So Now You’re in Purgatory
- Words From the Top
- New Math Department Courses Teach Culture
- Divorce Guide
- My Girlfriend
- What if Karl Marx Lived in a Co-Op?
Newsflashes
- Woman Experiences Miracle of Death During Childbirth
- God Blamed For Global Disasters
- Harley-Davidson Obtains New Image
- Jack Bauer Pauses to Poop
- Man Gains Superpowers in Lab Accident
Top Tens
Volume 15, Issue 4: The Heist
Features
- Re: Professor Indiana Jones
- White People Jokes!
- Words From the Top
- Cool Diseases
- My Christmas With Cobra
- Excerpts from The Bible’s DVD Commentary Track
- Handling the Homeless
- If The Actors Really Were President
- Nickelodeon Solutions to Everyday Problems
Newsflashes
- WORLD: Middle East Peace Process Totally Fucked
- Howard Stern Moves to Satellite
- President Cries in a Corner
Top Tens
- Top Ten Reasons to Wear Pajamas to Class
- Top Ten Signs the Spark Has Gone out of your Serial-Killer / Victim Relationship
- Top Ten Reasons You Lost That Basketball Game to a Paraplegic Midget
- Top Ten Signs You’ve Rented Second-Rate Sherpas
- Top Six Rejected Alternatives to LL Cool J’s line, “I’m Staring at Your Cornea / You’re Getting Horniah and Horniah”
- Top Ten Signs the Anal Sex isn’t Going Well
- Top Five Signs You Shouldn’t Have Raised Your Teenager as a Female Chipmunk
Volume 15, Issue 3: Worst Birthday Ever
Features
- The Many Lives of That Douche
- Silver Lining Those Clouds of Death
- Last Words of Old People
- Words From the Top
- Justice League Cybersex
- KJNK 104.2 FM
- How I Met My Identical Twin Brother
- Being a Rich Student Isn’t all that Easy
- Which Is More Useful: A Female vs. a 16th Century Map
- From the Notebook of Ben Hoffman, Child Anthropologist
Newsflashes
- MONEY: Argentina Discontinues Use of Kitten Currency
- Popular Children’s Books Recalled
- Interview of the Week
- Viewership Soars as Baseball Reveals Bold Plan
Top Tens
- Top Fifteen Slightly Less Dangerous Things
- Top Fifteen Signs Your Wife is Cheating on You with a Horse
- Top Twenty Top Ten Lists Containing the Entry “Laser Penis”
- Top Ten Civil War Nouns as Made Vaguely Inappropriate by a 10 year old
- Top Ten Signs Your Tech Support is a Dominatrix
- Top Five Reasons to Furiously Beat Off
- Top Ten Signs Your Head is Going to Explode
