Volume 18- Issue 1 Volume 18, Issue 1: The Gumbfather August 1, 2008 issue PDF Link FeaturesThe Carnie LifeSo You’re Going to HellAsk Miss MethiquetteRumspringaStudent Groups: A Field GuideWords From the TopThe GRE As Written by The InternetScenes from an Improv Drama TroupeA Cult of Your Very Own!NewsflashesGotham City Inexplicably Approves Clown-Themed NightclubMovie Bombs Without Critical Cereal-Box AdvertisingSPORTS DESK: You Suck at Beer PongGoogle Researches New Ways to Invade Privacy
Volume 17- Issue 5 Volume 17, Issue 5: Wizard of Oswald April 1, 2008 issue PDF Link FeaturesCongratulations! You’ve just had sex with me.Guide to Theme BarsDialectician CyberSexJohn Barrow, Industrial SpyIn-N-Out’s Secret Secret MenuCosmo-Whore’s Whor-o-ScopesPokemon: Morally GreyMTV Cribs For Pregnant WomenWords From the TopNewsflashesTree Huggers Don’t Bag It, Millions PerishKenya Elects “Power Thirst” New President80s Retro Fans Funnel Arms to Al-QaedaJesus Not Ready For Committed Relationship with Area WomanProtesters Plan Tree-Sitter Sit
Volume 17- Issue 4 Volume 17, Issue 4: Bag Of Holding . . . Your Groceries February 1, 2008 issue PDF Link FeaturesCoach Parker’s Halftime Pep TalkFirst Drafts of Famous NovelsAnderson Cooper Interviews Anderson CooperSaw XVIThird Grade Science Fair ProjectsDiscount WisdomSquelch Co. TravelWords from the TopNewsflashesMcCain Hesitant to Choose Running Mate/Eventual PresidentFuture Assassins of Barack Obama Turn Out for Obama CampaignPresidential Election Called on Account of RainPalestinian Militants Seize Aladdin’s Lamp
Volume 17- Issue 3 Volume 17, Issue 3: 12 step process, trillions of combinations November 1, 2007 issue PDF Link FeaturesGypsy ProfessorsFrom the files of… the Gatorade Sports Science InstituteConsumer Reports: Your FutureIs America Ready for a Different Kind of President?Words from the TopSo You’ve Just Sprouted a Single WingDriving SchoolNotes for Nerds: How to get a DateDiscount WisdomFabulousQuestNewsflashesEnglish Language Snaps, Mauls ProfessorUrban Outfitters to Incorporate Urban BlightAhmadinejad Calls for Gay Immigration to IranRemaining Flower Children to Raise Price of Free LoveOaks Saved From Themselves
Volume 17- Issue 2 Volume 17, Issue 2: Ugg Lyfe September 1, 2007 issue PDF Link FeaturesThe Black Death Hits BerkeleyChivalry for the Modern GentlemanFuck You, Belgian Exchange StudentGod vs. a 9-year-old Indonesian kid working in a Nike sweatshopWelcome to your new home!Letters from the LandlordEmo-bot 2000 Meets the PressThis Year for Halloween, I’m Going as DrunkNewsflashesEECS Nude Protest Fails to Arouse Excitement, AnyonePrimary Schools Hit Hard by Extra-Credit CrunchGalactic Prank War EscalatesCartoonist to Draw Strip About Dog
Volume 17- Issue 1 Volume 17, Issue 1: Leper Fight August 1, 2007 issue PDF Link FeaturesFailed BiopicsMeGeriatrix: A Cyberpunk Novel for Old PeopleDiary of a White Collar CriminalVegan AlternativesI Want to be FiredNecronomiConUnregistered Sex OffendersThere’s a New Sheriff[s] in TownNewsflashesAlan Greenspan Pretty Sure New Best Friend is Actually CNN Obituary WriterBratz ARG Nears Finale“Hyphy Movement” Meets Hyphy Resistance, Thousands DeadFederal Trade Commission Starts, End Google Anti-trust Suit
Volume 16- Issue 6 Volume 16, Issue 6: Brave Little Suicide April 1, 2007 issue PDF Link FeaturesWords From the TopPost Apocalyptic Love AdviceEulogyAnimal LoveStep into my office…s.f. bay area craigslist > a guide to casual encountersSeinfeld Meets 24The Murderdome QuarterlySmarmy Bastard Explains EverythingThe Incredibly Hip EateryNewsflashesRomania to Name Dragon National BirdLieberman Announces Gray Horse CandidacyRapture Occurs, Productivity SkyrocketsFat, Black, Female Priest Actually Martin Lawrence Trying to Steal a Diamond