Volume 20- Issue 4 Volume 20, Issue 4: Regents of DOOM March 1, 2011 issue PDF Link FeaturesWords From The TopWilliam Henry Harrison: American GentlemanNewsflashesNew Poll Reveals Californians Consider Themselves Next Step in Human EvolutionLonely Scientists Make Advance in Artificial IntelligenceLocal Man Wins Lottery, Nothing Goes WrongCharlie Sheen was Right about EverythingNew “Mouth-Handjob” Theorized
Volume 20- Issue 3 Volume 20, Issue 3: Baby Fight January 1, 2011 issue PDF Link FeaturesThings I Wouldn’t Mind Raising Tuition ForThe Kitten ManifestoHip DirectorsCampus CouponsAtom & EveModern Family Spin-offsCelebrities: They’re Better than Us!Scholarship StationTed “Deathfuker” Quinn’s Finishing School for MenHow WikiLeaks Has Changed the WorldNewsflashesUnited States Established as Monarchy Following Gun ControlSomething Happened in TunisiaCongress Overturns Law of Cause and EffectFreshman Trades Sense of Identity with School SpiritTop TensTop Ten Pokemon War CriminalsTop Ten 19th-Century Novels About Endangered SpeciesTop Ten Pornographic Cartoons that Nickelodeon Refused to RunTop Ten Board Games for CatholicsTop Ten Sexually Transmitted RappersTop Ten Capital Offenses
Volume 20- Issue 2 Volume 20, Issue 2: Hard Weed October 1, 2010 issue PDF Link FeaturesDiary Confessions of a Community Service Frat BoyExistential Teen ComediesA Guide to College DrinkingMagick Security AlertFuture BattlesDr. Grimm’s Fairy Tale Relationship CounselingA Middle School Girl’s Idea of What the Rest of Life is LikeWords from the TopA Children’s Hospital Run By ChildrenNewsflashesUN Responds to Midlife CrisisStatue of Liberty Aggressively Remodeled to Reflect Modern American ValuesWhitman Concedes After Learning Mexicans Can VoteRescued Chilean Miners Can Finally Return to PovertyBerkeley Scientists Successfully Synthesize NothingTop TensTop Ten Signs that Berkeley is Located on the HellmouthTop One Articles of Clothing Made Out of Accessories Inspired by Founding Principles of our UnionTop Ten Outcasts in Their MajorTop Ten Video Games About RetirementTop Ten Sequels to Sex Drive, the movie where this guy has to go on a long drive so this chick with do himTop Ten Ways for a Billionaire to DieTop Ten Animals with Jobs
Volume 20- Issue 1 Volume 20, Issue 1: Stacked September 1, 2010 issue PDF Link FeaturesAn EssayMinutes of the Drunk IlluminatiSpend the Holidays with Ayn RandCome Tour the Libertarian Co-opSex and the City 3ReallifeGoogle BlogWhat I think I learned from my big broWebsites: The MovieSex Club LetterNewsflashesAnthropologist Does Trendy ResearchSoylent Co. Denies Outrageous ClaimsAmerican Cultues Class Enlightens Area FreshmanUC Regent Cries Himself to Sleep at NightCNN Faces Fines Over Portrayal of Muslim as Human BeingTop TensTop Five B-Horror Movies Based on Steinbeck NovelsTop Ten Books About Pregnancy Gone Horribly AwryTop Ten Vaginal AlcoholsTop Fifteen Capital Reasons to Leave Your LoverTop Ten Frank Sinatra Songs About Substance AbuseTop Ten Signs You Might Have Pledged a Vampire Fraternity