- Guys seemed nervous when you suggested “Steak Night.”
- Big theme party is always “Immortal Bros and Neck-Bitten Hoes.”
- Hell Week actually takes place in Hell.
- The house has a firm rule about never letting Wesley Snipes inside.
- Guys in coffins are sleeping, not masturbating.
- Pledge scavenger hunt just involves robbing Bay Area blood banks.
- You’re the only house that never shows up to a party uninvited.
- All the brothers work out, but none have mirrors in their rooms.
- Brothers avoid daylight whether or not last night was a kegger.
- Bloody Marys are served suspiciously warm.
