Top Ten Ways for a Billionaire to Die

  1. Skull implodes from sheer vacuity
  2. Mentioned who his will was made out to
  3. Sudden caviar allergy
  4. Grief at losing beloved sled
  5. Trampled by prize ponies
  6. Not very good at most dangerous game
  7. Solid gold boat not so buoyant in practice
  8. Starved to death while lost in mansion
  9. Immolated by jetpack
  10. Drowning in a pile of money