Top Fifteen Capital Reasons to Leave Your Lover

  1. Just Canberra listening to him anymore
  2. She’s a Kathmandude
  3. Seoul-less
  4. Has Amman on the side
  5. Taipei personality
  6. Baghdaddy issues
  7. Djibouti and told all his friends
  8. Won’t do the Mogadishes
  9. Havana affair
  10. Unable to Copenhagen
  11. Islamabad in bed
  12. Starting to get Hanoi-ing
  13. InfiDelhity
  14. Londoesn’t listen
  15. Un-Rome-antic