They say Mussolini made the trains run on time, but I’m still not okay with Italians running Amtrak.
Maybe it’s just the beer talking, but a lot of noise is coming from this beer.
Women belong in the kitchen…and the Senate!
All I’m trying to say is, it’s not gay unless you love him.
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does that mean one enjoys it?
I’ve heard that writers are flaky people. That’s completely
I used to want to be a firefighter. Then I went to school.
They say if you die a martyr you get 72 virgins. But what if I get to heaven and they’re all just me?
They say that time will legitimize the Church of Scientology. I say that it’d go a lot faster if Scientology weren’t stupid fucking bullshit.
You shouldn’t ingest Diet Coke and Mentos at the same time as cyanide.