Top Ten Homeless Faux Pas

  1. Playing music for money on your ipod
  2. Masturbating in private
  3. Spending a day’s worth of change on a six-pack of O’Douls
  4. Eating faithful canine companion
  5. Dying during winter
  6. Touching appropriately
  7. Hopping on a moving freight plane
  8. Using the needle first
  9. Asking for understanding instead of money
  10. Using salad fork instead of stabbing knife